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8 Coolest Perks Of Becoming The New Ayatollah - Article image
World · Mar 18, 2026 · 32
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U.S. · Mar 18, 2026 · 37
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World · Mar 18, 2026 · 53

TEHRAN - After three weeks of fighting in Iran, current U.S. tax dollars are steadily defeating U.S. tax dollars from three years ago.

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World · Mar 18, 2026 · 28
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