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· Jul 2, 2026
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Mamdani Offers To Cool New Yorkers Down By Sending Them To Siberian Gulag
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani asked New Yorkers weathering the heatwave to keep their thermostats at a scorching 78 degrees so as not to tax the...
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· Jul 2, 2026
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Absolutely Shredded Guy Reveals His Secret Is Water Aerobics
ORLANDO, FL - After years of being admired for his absolutely shredded physique, local man Chris Kolaski finally revealed that his secret to looking l...
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· Jun 30, 2026
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In Most Exciting Moment In History Of WNBA, Woman Points At Other Woman
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - In the most thrilling moment in all of WNBA history, one woman pointed at another woman.
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· Jul 1, 2026
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Meet 7 Brave Trans Athletes Whose Dreams Were Crushed By The SCOTUS Ruling
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· Jun 30, 2026
· 87
Supreme Court Rules Any Baby Born At Olive Garden Is An Italian Citizen
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a narrow 5-4 decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that any baby born in or within five yards of an Olive Garden...
Entertainment
· Jul 1, 2026
· 47
Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week
METROPOLIS - The public was once again amazed by one of its heroes in recent days, as Supergirl unveiled a new superpower, showing the awesome ability...
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· Jun 29, 2026
· 73
7 Tips For Europeans To Stay Cool Without Air Conditioning
Europeans typically do without air conditioning, presumably because they are perpetually stuck in the Dark Ages and far more interested in burning wit...
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· Jun 30, 2026
· 61
For Trans Athlete Ruling, Supreme Court Invites Judge Matt Walsh To Author Opinion Explaining What A Woman Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In ruling on whether men can be women, the United States Supreme Court invited esteemed judge and noted woman expert Matt Walsh to ...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jun 29, 2026
· 87
Woman Rules It's Okay To Be Late
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A woman judge has ruled that being late is "totally fine."
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