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· Sep 29, 2026
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The Year Is 2064 And Dude Perfect Has Just Released ‘Nursing Home Wheelchair Trick Shots Volume 9’
THE FUTURE - The year is 2064, and the guys from Dude Perfect are still going strong, having just released their latest video featuring the most insan...
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· Sep 29, 2026
· 62
Jesus Turns Wine Back to Water After Wedding Guests Start Doing The Electric Slide
CANA - New research has suggested that the famous miracle of the water turned into wine at the wedding at Cana may have been undone soon thereafter, a...
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· Sep 28, 2026
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Click Here To See The List Of Celebrities Who Have Condemned Iran For Sentencing Women To Public Beatings For Uncovering Their Faces
We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle...
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· Sep 28, 2026
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An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah's Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that it might be legit, because the team be...
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· Sep 28, 2026
· 74
CNN: British Farmer Racially Profiles Group Of Muslim Men Out For Sunday Drive
GLOUCESTERSHIRE - CNN reported an ugly example of racial profiling coming out of the UK last weekend, as a British farmer called the police on a group...
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· Sep 29, 2026
· 60
Britain Apologizes For Disrupting Whatever It Was Nice Muslim Men Were Doing
LONDON - The British government issued an official public apology on Tuesday for interrupting whatever it was the nice Muslim men in unmarked vans wer...
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· Sep 25, 2026
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10 Ways Trump Made Xi Feel At Home In The White House
Chinese President Xi Jinping visited the White House this week for some good old-fashioned diplomacy, but President Donald Trump wanted to help him fe...
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· Sep 26, 2026
· 75
New Arrival In Heaven Surprised To Find It's Mostly Amish People
HEAVEN - After his recent earthly passing, Rev. Richard O'Hara was surprised to find out that heaven is mostly filled with Amish people.
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· Sep 24, 2026
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Top 10 Reasons To Move To Washington State
While the Evergreen State is most famous as the setting for the hit NBC sitcom Frasier, actual people live there, too. Could you be the next one to ca...
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· Sep 26, 2026
· 93
National Election Swayed As Beverly From Nebraska Puts Political Sign In Yard
KEARNEY, NE - The tide turned this morning in the upcoming national midterm elections after Beverly Franks from Nebraska put a political sign in her f...
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