Democrats Fear Higher Gas Prices Could Affect Molotov Cocktail Production - Article image
Politics · Mar 19, 2026 · 27
Democrats Fear Higher Gas Prices Could Affect Molotov Cocktail Production
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the war in Iran creating both unrest in the Middle East and uncertainty in the oil industry, Democrats expressed fear that hig...
MLB Introduces Popular New Rule Where Umps Who Get More Than 3 Calls Overturned Are Jettisoned Into The Sun - Article image
Sports · Mar 19, 2026 · 19
MLB Introduces Popular New Rule Where Umps Who Get More Than 3 Calls Overturned Are Jettisoned Into The Sun
U.S. - Ahead of Opening Day next week, Major League Baseball announced a new permanent rule where umpires who get more than 3 of their calls overturne...
California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build - Article image
U.S. · Mar 19, 2026 · 30
California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build
LOS ANGELES, CA - California state and city officials gathered with residents on Thursday to celebrate the opening of a public trash can that cost jus...
Gay Ayatollah Excited After Receiving DM From Cute Guy Jamesmohammed O'Keefibad
Gay Ayatollah Excited After Receiving DM From Cute Guy Jamesmohammed O'Keefibad - Featured article image
World · Mar 19, 2026 · 15
TEHRAN - According to U.S. intelligence sources, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei couldn't believe his luck when he received a DM from a cute guy by the nam...
Kevin The Janitor Now Most Senior Military Official Left In Iran - Article image
World · Mar 18, 2026 · 60
Kevin The Janitor Now Most Senior Military Official Left In Iran
TEHRAN - Following the latest round of U.S. and Israeli airstrikes in the country, Kevin, the janitor at the Office of the Supreme Leader, was officia...