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· Nov 5, 2025
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Jay Jones' Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone's Children
RICHMOND, VA - As part of his staff's afterparty after winning election as Virginia's next Attorney General, Jay Jones's campaign sent out a celebrato...
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· Nov 5, 2025
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Experts Confirm ‘BurgerTime’ Greatest Game Ever Made
REDMOND, WA - Experts at the DigiPen Institute of Technology confirmed what many have long suspected: the greatest video game of all time is BurgerTim...
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· Nov 4, 2025
· 67
New York’s Elderly Jews Torn Between Man Who Would Kill Them For Being Jewish And Man Who Would Kill Them For Being Elderly
NEW YORK CITY, NY - The elderly Jewish community is reportedly at a crossroads this Election Day, torn between a man who would kill them for being Jew...
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· Nov 4, 2025
· 87
Tragic: Dick Cheney Dies Before Getting To See World War III
U.S. - The nation is mourning the death of former Vice President Dick Cheney, who has tragically passed away without getting to see World War III.
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· Nov 3, 2025
· 78
Canada Orders Toronto Blue Jays Players Euthanized
TORONTO - Following the team's devastating loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in Game 7 of the 2025 World Series, the Canadian government announced that ...
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· Nov 4, 2025
· 71
Mamdani Announces Plan To Blame Racism After His Policies Fail
NEW YORK, NY - As residents of the Big Apple made their way to the polls today, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani preemptively announced ...
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World
· Nov 3, 2025
· 54
Nigerian President Promises To End Genocide If Trump Sends Upfront Fee Of $5,000 In Amazon Gift Cards
WASHINGTON, DC - Donald Trump received an email from the President of Nigeria with a commitment to end the genocide against Christians if Trump agrees...
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· Nov 3, 2025
· 82
Government Once Again Casts Nation Into 4:30 P.M. Darkness
U.S. - According to sources, the hidden upper echelon embedded in the United States government once again reveled in victory as it cast the nation int...
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· Nov 2, 2025
· 117
Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory
TORONTO - One of the largest and riskiest investments paid off late Saturday night, as the Los Angeles Dodgers successfully purchased their second Wor...
Life
· Nov 1, 2025
· 97
Tragic: Man Runs Out Of Conversation Topics 45 Seconds Into Haircut
KANSAS CITY, MO - Tragedy struck in a local barbershop today, as a man realized just 45 seconds into getting his haircut that he had already run out o...
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· Oct 31, 2025
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New Video - Liberals vs. Conservatives Family Dinner Battle
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· Oct 30, 2025
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· Oct 24, 2025
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· Oct 22, 2025
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