Pfizer Unable To Finish Press Conference As Spokespeople Keep Collapsing
The Babylon Bee · Mar 2, 2023 ·

In this official press conference from Pfizer, spokesperson Pat Farabi confirms there are no side effects from the vaccine. Good thing he had some backup spokespeople on hand!

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