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The Babylon Bee · Apr 13, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

14-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop's proprietor.

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