Youth Pastor Excited To Share All These Chuck Norris Jokes He Just Discovered
Church · Jul 2, 2019 ·

PEACHTREE CITY, GA - The pastoral staff at First Baptist Church of Peachtree pride themselves on being relevant to today's young generation. One need look no further than the Youth Room's mural of Jesus surrounded by copyrighted Marvel characters or the posters of contemporary Christian bands Point of Grace and Lifehouse to see that this congregation has a firm connection to their teenagers.

Naturally, it was with great excitement that trendy, fauxhawk-adorned youth pastor Allen Ulrich stumbled upon a plethora of hilarious jokes about TV martial arts legend Chuck Norris. Ulrich found the long list of jokes featuring the former Walker, Texas Ranger star on Friday night while attempting to locate some past MySpace posts, and plans on sharing several of them during the Sunday morning youth service.

"I've stumbled upon a virtual gold mine here!" Ulrich exclaimed shortly after discovering the comedy treasure trove. "I mean, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas? That kind of humor will never get old! I'll definitely be sharing these jokes for years to come. The high schoolers are gonna get a real kick out of these!"

At publishing time, Ulrich had also discovered a charming meme featuring an African-American woman talking about how "Ain't nobody got time fo' dat."

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