Where Are They Now? Catch Up With All Your Favorite Laid-Off CNN Employees!

Sponsored · Sep 20, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

6 of 10

Brought to you by: Media Research Center

Brian Stelter

Currently cut in half and suspended in a glass of water in 7th-grade science class. Word has it he'll soon start sprouting new Brian Stelters!

Previous Next

Previous

Next

Note: Comments are enabled for this article, but you'll have to click here to see them!

Shop The Bee

Trending Articles

10 Ideas For Better Shows To Replace 'The Late Show' With Stephen Colbert - Article image

Media · Jul 19, 2025 · 166

10 Ideas For Better Shows To Replace 'The Late Show' With Stephen Colbert

After announcing the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, CBS is hard at work searching for a better program to replace their old flags...

Avoid Getting Exposed Cheating On Your Wife With Your HR Chick At A Coldplay Concert With This One Weird Trick - Article image

Life · Jul 18, 2025 · 176

Avoid Getting Exposed Cheating On Your Wife With Your HR Chick At A Coldplay Concert With This One Weird Trick

Have you found yourself wondering how you could prevent the shame and horror of having it found out that you're being unfaithful to your spouse while ...

Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Introduces Plan To Revitalize The City By Hijacking Other Cities And Plundering Their Treasure - Article image

Politics · Jul 21, 2025 · 93

Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Introduces Plan To Revitalize The City By Hijacking Other Cities And Plundering Their Treasure

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - As part of his revolutionary campaign platform, Minneapolis mayoral candidate Omar Fateh introduced a plan to revitalize the city by...

FASCISM ALERT: Show That Wasn't Making Money Canceled - Article image

Media · Jul 19, 2025 · 88

FASCISM ALERT: Show That Wasn't Making Money Canceled

NEW YORK CITY - In a stunning example of rampant fascism, a TV network cancelled a show that wasn't making any money and had terrible ratings.

Elmo Decries Defunding Of PBS As A Jewish Conspiracy - Article image

Entertainment · Jul 20, 2025 · 88

Elmo Decries Defunding Of PBS As A Jewish Conspiracy

U.S. - Longtime Sesame Street resident Elmo decried the federal government's defunding of PBS as an "obvious Jewish conpsiracy."

Media Unconcerned With Circulation To Biden's Brain Deeply Concerned About Circulation To Trump's Ankles - Article image

Media · Jul 19, 2025 · 83

Media Unconcerned With Circulation To Biden's Brain Deeply Concerned About Circulation To Trump's Ankles

U.S. - The news media which remained unconcerned for four years by the lack of circulation to former President Biden's brain have expressed deep conce...

Support

Our Sites

Socials

Other Links

YouTube
RSS

© 2025 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.