With President Biden stepping aside despite winning his party's primary, millions are asking -- what happens next? The Babylon Bee explains the eight things that happen now that Biden has quit the campaign:

1. All of the funds currently held by the Biden campaign will be placed in a money gun and fired around the Capitol: Woo-hoo!

2. All "Biden-Harris 2024" campaign shirts will be packed on a big ship and sent to Africa: Standard operating procedure.

3. Candidates to take Biden's place on the November ballot must fight to the death under a waterfall: This ought to be good.

4. After Kamala defeats all other combatants, Jill Biden will propose to her: The current First Lady isn't giving up that easy.

5. A golden snitch is then released into the Capitol and whoever captures it will be nominated Vice President: Seems fair.

6. America will be forced to learn Kamala's husband's name: Daryl? Jim?

7. Biden will begin plans for "The Joe Biden Center For Kids Who Don't Hide Cocaine Good": Like a Presidential Library, only better.

8. Netflix will announce a biopic of Joe Biden, starring Denzel Washington: And Halle Berry as Jill Biden.

   It's going to be a wild few weeks - get ready, America!

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