WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the race for the presidency intensified, an administration insider disclosed that President Biden warned his son, Hunter, that allowing a convicted felon to be in the White House would be a disgrace and disastrous for the country.
The president's son, currently awaiting sentencing for a felony conviction, reportedly vowed to help his father in whatever way he could to prevent a convicted felon from entering through the doors of the executive mansion.
"We can't let a convicted felon in the White House," the president was overheard telling his convicted felon son. "The idea… that anyone could allow a convicted felon to sit in on some of the most important meetings that determine the course of action for our nation is… it's… there's now way… there isn't any way to… we can't let… we've got to… beat Medicare. Just like we did before."
The inside source reported that Hunter Biden sat by stoically, nodding in agreement with his father, unsure which convicted felon the elder Biden was talking about. "Sure, dad. Just remember -- you CAN'T. DROP. OUT," said Hunter emphatically. "The felony thing is just -- too important. To both of us."
At publishing time, White House sources said President Biden was committed to working closely with Hunter to come up with a solid strategy to make sure a convicted felon does not take on a key role in deciding America's future.
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