WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy arrived at the White House today wearing a novelty bikini t-shirt which some are calling inappropriate.
This was the first time Zelenskyy had been a guest at the White House since February, when he angered some officials by refusing to dress up for the occasion. But that all changed today when Zelenskyy wore his favorite novelty shirt.
"Look at me, I'm a bikini model," Zelenskyy said as he greeted President Trump. "I am the sexy womans for you. You like? I don't evens exercise."
According to sources, President Trump was not happy with the outfit but did his best to hide his displeasure.
"My, you're a lot prettier than you were last time I saw you," Trump said. "It's a good thing Mike Pence isn't here anymore. You'd make him very, very uncomfortable."
Trump reportedly tried to overlook the fashion faux pas and get to work, but it eventually became apparent that Zelenskyy's attire was a huge distraction to all those in attendance.
"Mr. President, sir, I um, well, uh..." said Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy, who was trying to ask a question but was distracted by the shapely figure on Zelenskyy's hilarious shirt.
At publishing time, Zelenskyy was forced to change into his best novelty t-shirt with a tuxedo printed on it.
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