LOS ANGELES, CA — Universal Pictures announced Wednesday that former President Donald J. Trump would be starring in the tenth movie in the long-running Fast and Furious franchise. The upcoming film, tentatively titled FF10: Capital Riot, will once again feature Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto.
The film's producers have been tight-lipped about the plot but did confirm that Trump would grab the wheel from his limo driver and attempt to ram into the Capitol building. Reports also indicate there will be a scene where Trump hijacks a bus and tells the driver he has to drive over 50 miles per hour or it will explode.
"It's going to be the greatest movie," Trump told Entertainment Tonight. "We've got all the special effects — believe me — we've got explosions, car wrecks, fog machines — you name it!"
"To tell you the truth, this movie is going to be tremendously fast, unbelievably furious," he continued. "This series used to be pretty fast but now it's just absolutely tremendously fast. Fast like you wouldn't believe."
FF10: Capitol Riot is expected to begin filming this fall for a Summer 2023 release.
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