WASHINGTON, D.C. - As protests continued against President Donald Trump, sources at the scene confirmed that a "Unite Not Divide" sign was being partially obscured by another sign reading "Donald Trump Is A Nazi."
Other reports similarly indicated that a "Respect All People" sign being held by another protester was almost completely eclipsed by a sign that read "[Expletive] The [Expletive] [Expletive] If They [Expletive] They'll [Expletive] [Expletive]!"
At publishing time, sources confirmed that a woman was holding a sign reading "Keep Your Government Away From My Uterus!" while simultaneously screaming her demands for taxpayer-funded abortion access.
