PHILADELPHIA — Donald Trump appears to have clinched victory in the 2024 presidential race after telling Kamala Harris to be quiet during their debate.
"Quiet, please," Trump said during the debate.
Kamala Harris looked prideful in the moment, no doubt expecting that it would make Trump look foolish, but audiences across the nation applauded the former president.
"Man, she's so annoying," said Sharon Dill, a New York native and lifelong Democrat. "I can't stand her voice."
He has reportedly jumped 30 points in the polls since the viral moment, with Nate Silver praising him as the once and future god king of America.
At publishing time, Donald Trump jumped another 10 points when he told Kamala Harris to calm down.
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