U.S.—In a rash of tragedies all across the United States, every single AR-15 in the nation was tragically lost in various boating accidents earlier this week.
Coincidentally, the Democrat-controlled Congress and White House are targeting rifles in their latest gun grabs. But, sadly, since all the AR-15s have been destroyed, it's now impossible for the ATF to confiscate them or fine people who did not destroy them.
"Well, I guess our job is done," an ATF representative said. "We were gonna have to make sure people complied with this upcoming wave of gun grabbing, but now I guess we can just harass gun owners for other stuff. Worked out pretty nicely for all of us, I think."
It's not clear why gun owners were taking their AR-15s boating. Some have theorized they were using them to fish, or just wanted to make sure they weren't stolen while they were away. Whatever the case, it's tragic that the rifles are now all at the bottom of lakes, rivers, and oceans from coast to coast.