Nestled in the heart of the South, there's a reason America's 22nd state is called "Sweet Home Alabama."
Here are the top 10 reasons to pack up and move to the heart of Dixie:
Nice people always telling you to bless your heart: Southern hospitality at its finest.
No one gets too worked up about football: Finally, people who act sensible about teenage kids playing a silly game.
Home of the famous Aflac commercial actor Nick Saban: He's so great talking to that duck.
Never have to walk more than 17 steps to get to a Waffle House: A little taste of what Heaven must be like.
Can lose 53 pounds from sweat just sitting there: Where else can you drop three pant sizes without leaving your front porch?
Always just one glass of tea away from experiencing the joy of diabetes: Sweet.
Never have to think of what to say for a eulogy: "Roll Tide" or "War Eagle" will suffice.
There are more guns than there are people: As the Lord intended.
People there haven't lynched anyone recently: Way to go, Alabama.
Within easy driving distance of Florida: One of its finest attributes.
What more do you need to know? Sell your home and head to 'Bama.
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