An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah's Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that it might be legit, because the team behind Noah's Ark Scans has already made some incredible finds.
Check out these incredible artifacts unearthed at the site:
Ancient earthenware jar of Dramamine: It would have been a miserable 370 days without it.
A copy of the Beach Boys' single "Kokomo": A year on the high seas calls for something easy listening.
Ham's water wings: Poor guy should have learned how to swim.
Half-finished sci-fi novel Shem was apparently writing: A thrilling adventure about the Camel Men of Planet Tormutula.
Wooden tobacco pipe Noah used to smoke while staring at the horizon and muttering, "Yar, the sea be a harsh mistress, maties.": Scholars now believe the pre-Tower of Babel language all humans spoke was pirate talk.
A creepy pipe organ made out of seashells and coral: Amazingly, it's still in tune.
T-Rex-sized leash and collar: Sadly, it was apparently never used again after the flood.
Handwritten instructions for how to stop a wooden ark from decomposing over the course of 4 thousand years: Petrify your wood with this one easy trick!
What exciting finds! Which artifact do you find most compelling? Let us know in the comments.
Senator Mitch McConnell isn't doing too many interviews these days, but The Babylon Bee's Travis got the opportunity to sit down with the man, the myth, and the legend himself.
