TUCSON, AZ — Local man Steve Kenner was outraged at his yoga class this week, condemning the "provocative" clothing worn by the woman he was staring at.
After gawking at the woman for over 10 minutes during the class, Kenner made it a point to confront the woman and tell her that the outfit he had fixed his eyes on the entire time was completely inappropriate.
"I ogled that woman for a solid half-hour, and I can safely say she shouldn't be wearing clothes so revealing in public," Kenner later said. "I made sure to see her from every angle to be certain. Who does she think she is dressing like that?"
The woman was reportedly unaware she was being stared down by Kenner until he cornered her after class to shame her.
"She really should know better," Kenner said. "Look at how tight those yoga pants are. And she's basically just wearing a sports bra, not a shirt. Totally inappropriate. I'm going to make sure I stare at her every time until she gets the point."
At publishing time, Kenner was confused as to why the women in his yoga class reported him for being creepy.
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