Hunter Biden Arrives At White House Dressed As Turkey In Hopes Of Being Pardoned By Trump
· Nov 23, 2020 ·

WASHINGTON, DC - With Thanksgiving approaching, there is wide speculation as to whether President Trump will conduct a Turkey pardoning ceremony this year. In a last-ditch effort to clear his name, Hunter Biden made a rare appearance at the White House wearing a turkey costume in hopes that Trump would pardon him.

"Mr. Trump, I appeal to your greatness," began Hunter. "Please pardon me for drug use, human trafficking, bribery, extortion, espionage, and corruption. Er -- I mean... GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"

President Trump agreed to pardon the unusually large and vocal turkey. "I am a wise and benevolent President. So true. Very wise, very benevolent," he said. "Go your way and be forgiven, little turkey."

"Gee! Thanks, Mr. Trump!" said Hunter. He then boarded a private jet just in time for another week-long bender in Beijing.

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