The Bee Ranks: The Top 10 Most Attractive People In Trump's Cabinet
Sponsored · Feb 12, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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#1: Tom Homan

None other than TOM. HOMAN.


What a gorgeous cabinet Trump has put together - and congratulations, Tom!


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