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Trump has made sweeping changes to the government, including getting rid of all the uggos and bringing in some beautiful people. Finally!
The Babylon Bee consulted its attractiveness experts to rank the most attractive people in Trump's administration.
Here they are:
California transplants Steve and Timpani try to be the perfect Texas hosts for Brittuni's visit, but Steve quickly realizes he needs a sensible vehicle now that he's about to become a dad.
