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The Babylon Bee Guide To A Biblical Valentine's Day
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February 14th, 2020 - BabylonBee.com

Valentine's Day is here and it's time to woo the love of your life. The Bible is full of great examples of reckless, crazy, romantic love. This handy guide is full of excellent suggestions for a steamy, sanctified day of romance.

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