With so many different current events competing for your time, sometimes it's hard to know what's worth being outraged about. That's why we here at The Babylon Bee have created the above flowchart: so you can carefully examine whether a current event is worth getting all worked up over. Study it hard, tattoo it on yourself, and go forth to be outraged about literally everything, just like Jesus taught!
Should You Be Outraged? A Handy Flowchart
January 22nd, 2019
Man Searching Bible For Part Where It Says Only Americans Are Made In God's Image
June 27th, 2017
Sarah Sanders Alleges Tape Exists Of Trump Being Polite And Respectful To Someone
August 16th, 2018
Nation Turns On 'Fasten Seatbelt' Light Due To Quicker-Than-Expected Descent
July 1st, 2016
CNN: 'God Allowed The Mueller Report To Test Our Unshakable Faith In Collusion'
April 18th, 2019
Amid Criticism, Bernie Sanders Vows To Be More Generous With Your Money In The Future
April 16th, 2019
Ravi Zacharias Destroys Atheist In Debate With Epic Shoryuken
April 15th, 2019