U.S. — The general public breathed a sigh of relief on Monday after it was revealed that a team of top scientists was hard at work trying to come up with a way to make the iPhone weather app even less accurate.
As users expressed their reliance on the app to give them an idea of what to expect from the weather in their respective regions of the country, the team of scientists announced that making it even less accurate was likely on the horizon, despite many long believing it to be impossible.
"It may not be possible, but we're going to try," said lead scientist Dr. Patrick Lerman. "With any luck, someday soon, you'll have a weather app that will be wrong up to 95% of the time. Any time the app forecast ends up being right, you can be sure that it was entirely by accident. The app says it's going to be nice and sunny tomorrow? Be prepared for rain. Phone says it's going to be overcast? Blazing heat on the way. We're on the verge of making this a reality."
Users were skeptical that the app could be any more inaccurate. "I find that hard to believe," said longtime iPhone user Scotty Moon. "That's like trying to make water more wet. The iPhone weather app has already reached the very pinnacle of inaccuracy. Its ability to be completely wrong can't be improved upon."
At publishing time, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that the upcoming iPhone 18 would feature a new weather app that would be wrong an astonishing 100% of the time.
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