HEAVEN — After several incidents over the course of his first day in paradise, Chuck Norris was pulled aside by Saint Peter and gently asked to please stop roundhouse kicking the cherubim.
With vanquished cherubim strewn about the streets of Heaven, and Norris showing no signs of slowing down, Peter was left with no choice but to intervene.
"You've got to cool it with the cherubim, Chuck," said Peter, cautiously placing a hand on Norris's shoulder. "Don't get me wrong, your kicks are incredible. In two-thousand years up here, I've never seen a cherubim get dominated like that before. You're putting on a real clinic, Chuck. All the same, they are angelic beings, and we cannot deliver roundhouse kicks to their heads."
Norris, for his part, was deeply apologetic. "Gosh, I'm sorry, Pete. I just saw little wings coming at me and instinct took over," said Norris. "Once that first heavenly roundhouse was unleashed, this imperishable body just started dealing. I'll make things right, Pete. I've got a few seraphim to apologize to as well."
At publishing time, the Heavenly guards to the throne room of Heaven had been replaced by Chuck Norris.
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