STOCKHOLM — The ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas that was brokered by President Donald Trump had other unforeseen consequences, as sources reported hearing a sad Greta Thunberg ask if anyone else needed a flotilla.
The climate change activist, who took up the Palestinian cause and led a fleet of seafaring vessels on a crusade to draw attention to the humanitarian crisis in Gaza, told those close to her that she now felt disappointed that her hopes for another flotilla expedition were no longer needed.
"We're ready to set sail for any random cause," she reportedly said. "We were preparing to launch another attempt to arrive in Gaza, but Trump ruined it by bringing about a historic peace agreement. You've destroyed my flotilla plan. How dare you?"
Thunberg made headlines several times over the last few months, as her mission continually faced obstacles and derailment due to being intercepted by Israeli forces, fed meals, and sent back home. She was now offering her flotilla services to anyone in need.
"We'll literally go anywhere," she said. "No cause is too small. Is there a country that is oppressing mimes? We can be there as soon as possible. Is your government preventing you from declaring your house a sovereign nation? We can help. Did McDonald's put onions on your quarter-pounder with cheese even after you specifically instructed them not to? First of all, how dare they? And second of all, we can be there before you know it. Honestly, we just like being in the boats and playing ‘pirate ship.'"
At publishing time, Greta had ordered her crew to make ready to set sail for the Gulf of America after hearing that a man hadn't received enough tartar sauce with his Long John Silver's order.
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