HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA - According to sources close to author and speaker Rob Bell, the ex-pastor has finally denied the last remaining doctrine of the Christian faith he had not already mounted an all-out assault against.

Bell had been scraping the bottom of the barrel of doctrines to disown for months, according to sources, before denying the final one at long last Tuesday morning while waxing his surfboard near the Huntington Beach pier.

"Welp, I guess that about covers 'em. I can't believe I ran through all of them already. What am I supposed to do with all this free time now?" Bell reportedly said to his surfing buddy right after posting a Tweet denying the resurrection of Christ using his smartphone. "End of an era, that's for sure."

"I mean, I'll have more time for surfing and chillin' with Oprah, I suppose, so that's a bonus," Bell added as he finished strapping his surfboard's leash onto his ankle.

At publishing time, Bell had confirmed his conversion to Islam, so he'd have a whole new set of beliefs to eventually deny.