U.S. — As tensions between warring camps have reached a fevered pitch, Republicans have taken a significant step in an attempt to make peace, opting to put both former President Donald Trump and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis in a "Get-Along" t-shirt.

"We tried everything else," said GOP voter Rex Starns. "We put them each in ‘time out,' we told them to share their toys, and we even limited their screen time, but nothing worked. With them fighting like cats and dogs, the ‘Get-Along' shirt became our best option."

Neither party seemed eager to comply with the results of the vote. "How can you expect me to share a t-shirt with this man?" Governor DeSantis asked. "He's mean to me, he calls me names, he even stole my pudding cup. This is unacceptable." Trump was likewise unhappy with the decision. "‘Rob' DeSantis rode my coattails to win in Florida, and now he wants to get more attention by sharing a t-shirt with me? Nice try, Meatball! You don't deserve to wear a shirt with me. SAD!"

With many pressing issues facing the nation, smoothing things over between the two campaigns is a priority. "If the ‘Get-Along' shirt doesn't work, I don't know what we'll have to do," Starns continued. "At some point, it might just have to be a cage match on pay-per-view."

At publishing time, the two presidential candidates were still arguing in the shirt, with DeSantis strongly opposing Trump's request to watch Disney+.

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