Report: You've Gone Weeks Without Having The 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS Jingle Stuck In Your Head. Great Job. Keep It Up!
Culture · Apr 29, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — According to sources, you have now gone several weeks without that delightful jingle from the 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS commercial stuck in your head on repeat.

Way to go! Keep that streak going, friend!

Reports confirmed that you were able to get the song out of your head approximately 4 weeks ago. You are now living in the peaceful bliss of not hearing "1-877-KARS-4-KIDS, K-A-R-S Kars for Kids, 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS, donate your car today!" bouncing around in your mind over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.

Just close your eyes for a minute and remember just how annoying that was, when all you could hear was: "1-877-KARS-4-KIDS, K-A-R-S Kars for Kids, 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS, donate your car today! To learn more about our programs and to donate, go to kars4kids.com. That's "kars" with a k. Pickup is quick and easy. You'll also get a vacation voucher and maximum tax deduction!"

"1-877-KARS-4-KIDS,

K-A-R-S Kars for Kids,

1-877-KARS-4-KIDS,

donate your car today!"

Wow, that was the worst.

It's good you don't have to deal with that anymore.

"Donate your car todaaayyyy"

Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah- hopefully your mind is stuck on more worthy music, like that "Woohoo" riff in "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree" by KT Tunstall, or Nickleback frontman Chad Kroeger singing "LOOKIT THIS PHOTOGRAPH."

As long as it's not 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS, K-A-R-S Kars for Kids...

Donate your car today!


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