ALBUQUERQUE, NM—Multiple reports coming out of Free Grace Church Sunday afternoon confirmed that local Dad Kyle Davis is a terrible singer.
“Daddy really sings bad in church,” noted Davis’s 6-year-old daughter, Anna, after Sunday service. “Loud too. But mostly bad.”
“I’ve listened to him singing in church my whole life, and he’s still just as awful as ever,” confirmed Davis’s 12-year-old son, Aaron, adding that it must bug the people sitting around them. “He’s just shameless. He knows he’s a horrible singer—he even jokes about it sometimes—but in church it’s like he doesn’t even care, he still sings loud and proud, and he’s always, like, really into it.”
“He really must believe this stuff he’s singing,” the boy added.
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