Outraged Mob Runs Andrew Yang Out Of Primary After He Suggests Politics Could Use More Civility

U.S.—Andrew Yang seemed like a reasonable candidate for the Democrats -- but he may have been a little too reasonable.

Yang suggested that politics could use more civility, causing an outraged mob of activists to chase him out of the primaries and vow to take him down. The tech candidate's extreme positions of optimism, compromise, civility, and moderation were sufficient for his fellow Democrats to identify him as a Nazi, and he was forced to flee for his life.

"How dare you suggest we need more civility!" one woman screamed through a megaphone as Yang scrambled over a fence to escape down an alleyway. "Do you know who else was civil? ADOLF HILTER!"

The tech entrepreneur was forced to use parkour to jump over pallets and swing from fire escapes to avoid death by pitchfork. He was also seen skitchin' away, desperately clinging to the bumper of a Tesla.

Finally, Yang was able to lose them after throwing bundles of cash to distract them.

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