There is a blight on this country, and it is right-wingers slandering progressives by claiming that we’re intolerant and unreasonable with this made-up thing they call “cancel culture.” Why would people express such enmity toward the American left, people who are all about compassion and caring for others? Obviously the only explanation is that the people spreading this “cancel culture” lie are horrible bigots who need to be cast out of society.
There could be people right now -- working at a store, sitting in an office, maybe living in your own household -- who are a part of this slander against the forces of love and tolerance, claiming we have a culture of fear and canceling people. We can not put up with this. Anyone who lies about cancel culture existing obviously loves bigotry and must lose their job and be de-platformed off social media. We must treat them like we treat statues -- something that must be destroyed and removed from society.
Now, some people may disagree with these measures. If you know any of them, get me a list of their names. They are allies of bigots, and we have to crush them, too. Anyone who claims we’re being too “harsh” just loves hate. We should chase them out of their homes and burn down their houses so they can’t come back to live anywhere near us.
When it comes to fighting bigotry, we can brook no dissent. Especially not when it comes to whether I’m the good guy.
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