Obama Releases New Memoir About Writing His Memoirs
Politics · Nov 18, 2020 · BabylonBee.com

MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA - Former president Barack Obama has just released his 4,765th memoir. While his other memoirs focused on his time in office, his grade-school years, and his experience spreading peace throughout the world, this one focuses on a new topic: writing his memoirs.

"I hope my fans will enjoy this new memoir where I recount all the time I've spent writing memoirs," he said as he sat on the porch of his multi-million-dollar mansion on the coast. "I've got to earn more money from these books so eventually I'll be able to buy a new mansion when this one sinks into the sea from climate change."

"Anyway, while all my books are amazing, this one focuses on a topic that I really love: myself."

Obama says he has hundreds more memoirs planned, including these:

  • Barack and Michelle
  • Barack and Michelle: Tokyo Drift
  • Barack 5
  • Barack Obama 2: Electric Boogaloo
  • The Obama Identity
  • The Obama Supremacy
  • The Obama Ultimatum
  • Obama Episode III: Revenge of the Republicans
  • Obama: Infinity War

Obama wouldn't say exactly how many memoirs he'll eventually release but suggested he wants to write one for every bomb he dropped on the Middle East.

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