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Nation Unsurprised As Ocasio-Cortez Comes Out Against Thoughts

U.S.—The nation was unsurprised as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez quickly commented on the recent tragedy in New Zealand, coming out against the concept of thoughts, and also prayers.

Ocasio-Cortez tweeted that thoughts and prayers don't do anything, but most people stopped reading after the word "thoughts" and nodded, not being surprised in the slightest that the congresswoman would be opposed to the concept of thinking in general. 

"Frankly, I saw this one coming," said one man in New Jersey. "Just didn't strike me as the type who would support thoughts in any tangible sense. I kind of wondered how long it would take for her to make a formal statement against thoughts."

The nation awaits her coming out against numbers.

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