U.S. — The nation was left in complete disbelief today upon learning that the so-called Patriot Front might have actually been fake.
Despite videos of masked Patriot Front members shouting seemingly unscripted mantras like "we sure don't like black people, eh fellas?", new reports suggest that such videos may have actually been staged by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
"This is completely unexpected. It just seemed so real," said local man Matthew Porter. "Everything pointed to these people being very genuine, terrifying white supremacists. All of the crisp, dance-like choreography they had, the camera always posted to capture certain shots... it all seemed so grassroots and natural. I am in total shock that any of this could have been somehow orchestrated by outside forces."
Even the FBI was reportedly left dumbfounded by the revelation, as the agents who had posed as Patriot Front members were convinced that the other members were real. "I remember when we set up the first meeting, and in comes this guy Dave who asks if 'anyone here wants to do a racism'. I can't believe it was all fake," said Agent Mark O'Hara. "If you can fake something as real-seeming as the Patriot Front, I don't even know what to believe."
At press time, Americans had been stunned to learn that "WrestleMania 42" might also have been staged.
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