U.S. — A recent survey showed that an overwhelming number of Americans spend their days desperately wishing someone out there would start a new podcast.
The survey questioned over a million Americans and showed that the vast majority of them are yearning for some new sort of podcast to listen to, such as a political one that lasts over an hour and has three or four talking heads all simultaneously working to get their views across.
"There's just not enough to choose from. It's all so stale," said local man Todd Wilson. "What this national really needs is for someone new to record and share their opinions with the world. I just hope it happens."
The overwhelming majority of survey respondents reported that what was missing in their lives was another podcast to listen to. "I wake up every day hoping today is the day that someone starts a new podcast," said Julie Miller. "It's what America really needs. I want to mash that like and subscribe button so badly. Maybe today someone will finally step up."
At publishing time, another survey was released that shows the vast majority of Americans would like a new streaming service to subscribe to, as there just aren't enough out there to choose from right now.
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