Nation Apologizes For Taking Stay-At-Home Parents For Granted All These Years
Christian Living · Mar 18, 2020 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. - The nation has issued repeated, passionate apologies to stay-at-home parents for taking them for granted for so many years after just a few days in quarantine with their kids and the day to day problems of the household.

Everyone immediately repented of every time they've ever taken their stay-at-home spouse for granted after just a few hours trying to work from home.

"I am so, so sorry for any time I ever didn't lavish copious amounts of praise on you for doing this job," said one man to his wife after working from home for just 8 hours. "You are a queen. You are a goddess among mortals. You are God's gift to humanity. I have no idea how you do this every day."

"I love you, I love you, I love you."

Those who usually go to work promised to be more considerate in the future, showering their stay-at-home spouses with gifts, love, affection, and "anything at all that they need." "You are the real MVP, stay-at-home spouses."


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