HOLLYWOOD, CA—Times have changed in Hollywood since the early days, and no one is learning that lesson harder than industry veteran Donald Duck. Multiple sources have accused him of walking onto movie sets throughout his career without wearing any pants.
Multiple images and videos have emerged supporting these accusations.
"He used to just wander in, yell unintelligibly and get mad at everyone, and then storm off," said one crew member who worked with Duck in "Donald's Dilemma." "And yeah, the whole time he'd be naked from the waist down. I mean, granted, it was a different time, but yeah, looking back, it was really inappropriate."
Duck lashed out angrily at the accusations, saying it was decades ago and these accusers are simply trying to make a name for themselves.
"Ducks will be ducks," he said at a press conference, shaking his fist, his face turning red and smoke blowing out his ears. He tried to punch one reporter but accidentally flung himself out the window by mistake. A piano then fell out of nowhere and landed on his head.
"Aw, phooey!" he said.
Similar accusations have been leveled against Winnie the Pooh, Wakko Warner, and Porky Pig.