WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump once sent a "hot hunk" birthday card to former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, a new report from the House Oversight Committee alleges.
The card features a hunky individual sporting a six-pack and rippling biceps, his arms folded. His playful pose is complemented by an embossed caption which reads, "It's your birthday..." Opening the card reveals the same male model in a new pose, accompanied by a bawdy double entendre.
Also included in the card is a handwritten personal note claiming to be from Trump himself:
I got you this card with a beautiful, fantastic shirtless man on it. Because you're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I love gays. Happy Birthday, gay Justin!
News of the bombshell card comes hot on the heels of an earlier report that Trump allegedly sent a birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein. If true, it could suggest Trump is a thoughtful man who loves birthdays.
In a Fox News interview, President Trump denied ever sending the card. "I once sent a hot babe card to Kim Jong-un. But I'd never send a card like that. It's too gay. Maybe the former Canadian Prime Minister goes for that, but not me."
"I love women," Trump repeated.
Democrats claim Trump is definitely behind the hot hunk birthday card, however, arguing that it sports his signature, a claim Trump has dismissed. "These are the same people who think Sleepy Joe Biden actually signed all his executive orders. It's a scam," he said.
At publishing time, just as news about the card began to die down, the House Oversight Committee released a new document, which appears to be a cryptic message from Trump to O.J. Simpson, saying he knows who the real killer is.
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