Life
News
Bee Minus
Shop
Newsletter
Search
Join
Join
Login
News
Trending
Newsletter
Shop
Search
Margaret Sanger Statue Stifling Laughter
Life
·
Aug 17, 2017 · BabylonBee.com
Previous
Satan Officially Claims Responsibility For White Supremacist Movement
Next
Kenneth Copeland Assures Crowd That 100% Of Offering Proceeds Will Go Directly To Kenneth Copeland
Trending Articles
Sports
·
Nov 2, 2025
·
107
Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory
TORONTO - One of the largest and riskiest investments paid off late Saturday night, as the Los Angeles Dodgers successfully purchased their second Wor...
Life
·
Nov 1, 2025
·
90
Tragic: Man Runs Out Of Conversation Topics 45 Seconds Into Haircut
KANSAS CITY, MO - Tragedy struck in a local barbershop today, as a man realized just 45 seconds into getting his haircut that he had already run out o...
Politics
·
Oct 31, 2025
·
82
Embarrassed Democrats Admit They Can't Remember Why They Shut The Government Down
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democratic lawmakers quietly admitted on Friday that they can't seem to remember why they shut down the government in the first pla...
Politics
·
Nov 1, 2025
·
80
Mamdani Promises Rent-Free Gulags
NEW YORK, NY - As the New York City mayoral race entered its final stretch before Tuesday's election, leading candidate Zohran Mamdani sought to broad...
Tech
·
Oct 30, 2025
·
77
Can You Spot The Differences Between These Grokipedia And Wikipedia Articles?
Elon Musk announced this week that his A.I. tool Grok would be curating a competitor to online encyclopedia giant Wikipedia called Grokipedia.
Scripture
·
Oct 31, 2025
·
73
Prodigal Son Returns After SNAP Benefits Expire
GALILEE - A local family rejoiced after a wayward son returned in repentance to his father, though subsequent reports claimed that this was because he...
Support
Contact
About
Terms
Privacy
Our Sites
The Babylon Bee
Not the Bee
Socials
Facebook
Instagram
X (Twitter)
Other Links
YouTube
RSS
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
YouTube
RSS
© 2025 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.