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Life Hack: Quit Paying Taxes And When The IRS Asks If You Owe Them Anything Just Say 'Not To My Knowledge'

Opinion · Oct 23, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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Great news: YOU can stop paying taxes forever with this one simple trick!

Check this, fam — when the IRS comes calling, asking if you owe them anything, just answer with: "Not to my knowledge."

This simple phrase absolves you of all legal debts, including taxes. Because if you say "not to my knowledge," they can't prove you knew anything. Whatever you did do becomes a mistake, and they just pack up and go home.

The elites have been using this simple life hack to evade taxes for years, and now you can too!

But with this trick, you can do a lot more than save money on taxes. Ever wonder how O.J. Simpson was found not guilty of murder? That's right. When asked if he murdered anyone, he said, "Not to my knowledge."

This is legal kryptonite!

With this simple trick, you'll be able to go on that trip to Bermuda you've always wanted or finally put a down payment on the house of your dreams. Nothing will be impossible for you as long as you tell the government that the crimes you're committing to get your way are being committed without your knowledge.

So take control of your life by admitting how little you know today!


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