Don't you just hate it when you're out buying Pokémon cards, only to discover that you left your wallet at home? Well, with an exciting new life hack, you'll never forget your wallet again.
To avoid the hassle and embarrassment that result from leaving your wallet at home, try sitting it next to your katana. You never forget to leave home without your trusty katana, so when you gear up to leave the house, your wallet will be right there waiting for you. It works every time!
All you have to do is find a nice, convenient place for your katana that also has a spot for your wallet. And for an extra tip, try engraving your katana with a helpful message. "Don't forget your wallet!" It's helpful for you, and for your enemies who will need that extra cash to pay the boatman for passage to cross the River Styx.
You're always going to need your katana with you, so it just makes sense to keep all your daily essentials together. Wallet, keys, phone, Tamagotchi. If you keep everything with your katana, you'll never be disappointed.
Start today by letting your honor for your katana protect you from leaving your wallet behind ever again.
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