Among Americans, there remains an ever-growing divide between those who are pro-life and those who are pro-killing-their-baby. In an attempt to bridge this divide, The Babylon Bee interviewed thousands of liberals to hear their compelling reasons to murder infants.
Here are the 10 most convincing liberal arguments for abortion:
Planned Parenthood gives out free cookies with every abortion: Everyone loves cookies.
The baby may develop acne as a teenager and get called "pepperoni face": Abortion is a mercy. No human being has ever survived acne.
Diapers are clogging up landfills: Unless we stop climate change now, there won't be a world for babies to be born into.
With two liberals living together, there's already enough crying in the house: This makes logical sense.
The baby may be a cisgender, straight male: Bringing more of those into the world must be avoided at all costs.
Children require affection and resources better spent on a cat: Mr. Fuzziface demands attention.
Everyone should have the right to commit murder if it makes life more convenient: There's nothing more important than making things easier for yourself.
Animals kill their young all the time, which means it's natural: Just be like an animal.
Having a baby may prevent you from showering yourself with love and attention: No way.
The baby could grow up to be a Republican: WORST. CASE. SCENARIO.
Very interesting and well-thought-out arguments. Do any persuade you to reject the pro-life cause and start supporting infanticide? Sound off in the comments.
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