LOS ANGELES, CA - Kyle Rittenhouse recently said "f--- you" to LeBron James during an interview. The basketball player immediately flopped to the ground even though he was thousands of miles away.
James fell to the ground, grabbed his ankle, and wept, claiming the attack had caused him to break several bones and suffer permanent injuries to his leg, arms, fingers, and sternum.
"Ahhhh!" James cried when he saw the video, dropping to the ground in apparent pain and suffering. "O the pain! O the suffering! The agony!" He rolled around for several minutes, grasping his ankle. "Call an ambulance! I am literally dying! I legally died several minutes ago!"
Refs ejected Rittenhouse from the game, even though he wasn't there, and all the fans and other players who were rolling their eyes at James's performance. James continued to play by himself, but despite being the only one on the court, he continued to get dunked on by Rittenhouse.
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