James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses

Scripture · Aug 3, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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You may think you know the Bible, but boy does Texas Senate candidate James Talarico have news for you. There are so many incredible truths hidden in Scripture that Talarico has discovered, and it's his great delight to share those with the world.

Here are James Talarico's nine favorite Bible verses:


  1. "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.": God is a poet with His inspiring words. - Talarico

  2. "Hang in there.": It's such a beautiful verse, they put it on a poster with a cat that I keep on my closet door. - Talarico.

  3. "Male and female he created them. And then He realized that was bigoted of Him, and made 7 more genders.": Good on the Lord for checking his privilege and doing better. - Talarico.

  4. "Dance like no one is watching.": I try to remember this verse every time I'm speaking in public - Talarico

  5. "And they cried out to Lot, 'Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us, that we may know them.": Lot is exposed for refusing the crowd the desires of their hearts. Never be a "Lot." - Talarico

  6. "Live, laugh, love.": The guiding Scripture of my life. - Talarico

  7. "Ask ye not about mine girlfriend, for liveth she in Canada.": She's super hot. You wouldn't know her, though. - Talarico

  8. "Be the change you want to see.": I made this Bible verse the official slogan of my campaign. - Talarico

  9. "It's raining men. Hallelujah!": Hallelujah indeed! - Talarico


Thank you, Mr. Talarico, for sharing your journey through Scripture with us.


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