DETROIT, MI — America's worst fears were realized this morning as Vice President-elect JD Vance broke into a woman's home so he could check if she was on her period.
"This was clearly spelled out in Trump's Project 2025, and now it has begun," said congresswoman AOC. "This administration will not stop until they have tracked every period in the country. This is terrifying."
AOC then broke down sobbing, as she was on her period.
Footage from the home's Ring security system shows JD Vance break in through a window at around midnight for what he described as a "routine menstrual check." As he entered the home, cameras caught him quietly observing the woman, Julia Gonzalez, as she enjoyed a midnight snack in the living room.
This event marks the first of many such incidents expected in Trump's America. Officers were immediately called to the scene but left with a shrug after realizing it was just JD Vance who had broken into the woman's home. "There's nothing we can do," said a spokesman for the Detroit PD. "It says so in Project 2025."
After Vance verified the woman's menstrual condition, she was tagged and released. Sources claim he then checked a lengthy list to see which house he should check next.
At publishing time, reports confirmed Vance had entered another family's home at 3 AM to check their citizenship status.
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