Has your wife crossed the line from fun Halloween decorations to total psychopathy? Look for the signs below that she's overdone it:
She robbed a blood bank as the fake blood "wasn't cutting it": Robbing a blood bank is never good.
You had to register the yard skeleton with air traffic control: It might be a touch oversized.
The guy she hired to portray a chainsaw killer has slain nine people: A little too realistic.
You've been lost in her corn maze for a week now: She's really taken it up a notch.
She keeps asking to stop by the cemetery to dig up more body parts: Exhuming corpses crosses a line.
School buses are lined along your curb bringing children on a field trip: A telltale sign she overdid it.
She dressed up as a witch on October 1st and has yet to break character: That parent-teacher conference got weird.
Live vultures have begun circling the corpses in your yard: It's too convincing, sweetheart.
The ambulance is back for another passerby who suffered a heart attack: The body count is staggering.
Perhaps it's time to tone it down just a little, babe.
