According to reports, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has a lot of kids, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired children being announced during the typing of this sentence. This has led millions of people to wonder if their children were also fathered by Musk.
The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of signs that Elon Musk may actually be the father of your child:
His first words were "heliocentric orbit": Adorable!
He waves "bye-bye" with his arm rigidly extended at an upward 45-degree angle: At least he claims he's just saying "bye-bye."
Loves boobies: And not just when he's hungry.
He beat Diablo IV at the age of 3: It seemed like it was so easy for him.
He fired half the staff at his daycare: The bloated daycare is now running with unprecedented efficiency.
He somehow managed to launch his Cozy Coupe into orbit: NASA has now subcontracted its missions to him.
He troubleshooted your wifi router problem before his first birthday: And this was after he founded multiple companies.
Posts on X when he should be napping: You may need to take his Fisher-Price Chatter Phone away.
Complains about the "woke mind viwus" in Baby Einstein: Waaaaah!!!
Your child is a human born in the last 30 years or so: Sorry - odds are, it's Elon's.
If one or more of the items listed above is true about your child, chances are Elon Musk is the father. There is also a slight chance that Elon Musk is your father. Are there other tell-tale signs? Throw them in the comments below.
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