SLAUGHTER SWAMP — Despite the overwhelmingly positive reaction to it from American and European citizens, a statement released by the Legion of Doom strongly condemned last week's fiery speech by Vice President JD Vance.
The elite cabal of supervillains expressed outrage at Vance's audacity to call out global evildoers on a broad range of topics that included illegal immigration and censorship of free speech.
"Who does this do-gooder think he is?" said Lex Luthor at a press conference outside the Hall of Doom. "We have enough problems on our hands with meddling heroes like Superman and the Justice League interfering in our plans for world domination, but now we have to deal with Donald Trump and JD Vance. We'll get them if it's the last thing we do!"
Other members of the Legion of Doom concurred. "This is the last straw!" warned Sinestro. "Our scheme to flood the civilized world with criminals and topple the world economy through mass migration was going just as planned with the help of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Now, Trump and Vance are trying to stop us! Not only must we silence free speech around the world, but we must silence Trump and Vance — permanently!"
The written statement of condemnation was co-signed by Brainiac, Captain Cold, Riddler, Cheetah, Black Manta, and Bizarro, who signed his name backward. The group of fearsome villains demanded that Trump and Vance stay out of the Legion's business or face dire consequences.
At publishing time, the Legion of Doom also announced that they had officially absorbed the European Union and the United Nations as full-fledged members.
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