Congress Warns Trump's Attempts To End War In Ukraine Could Result In End Of War In Ukraine
Politics · Feb 18, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of Congress are sounding the alarm that President Trump's efforts to end the war in Ukraine could result in the end of the war in Ukraine.

The warning comes on the heels of recent news that Trump has sent a delegation led by Secretary of State Marco Rubio to meet with Russian envoys in Saudi Arabia to discuss how they can come to terms in ending a war that has shattered a country, taken an estimated 300,000 lives, and displaced millions.

"If Trump ends the war in Ukraine, then the war in Ukraine will stop," warned House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "Trump is clearly not thinking about all the terrible things that will happen to us if the war in Ukraine ends."

"Hundred of billions of dollars have been flowing from American taxpayers to Ukraine," reminded Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. "If Trump ends the war in Ukraine, then the billions of dollars American taxpayers give us, so we can then give billions to Ukraine, will end."

"And that's bad," he solemnly intoned after being met by a few blank stares.

At publishing time, congressional leaders were meeting to come up with another war somewhere in the world just in case Trump is successful in ending this one.


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