Biden's two years into his presidency, blowing through all expectations of how long he would live after his inauguration. How does he stack up with Trump? Let's take a look at this comprehensive side-by-side comparison:

Welp, the evidence is clear: the real winner here is the deep state lizard people. All hail Zzkokrkb'nnchisss, Prince of the Lizard Planet Graxxon VI!

World, meet Travis. Travis, meet the world. In this first episode of our new show Travis Interviews the World, we interview some guy named Jordan Peterson.