Biden's two years into his presidency, blowing through all expectations of how long he would live after his inauguration. How does he stack up with Trump? Let's take a look at this comprehensive side-by-side comparison:

Welp, the evidence is clear: the real winner here is the deep state lizard people. All hail Zzkokrkb'nnchisss, Prince of the Lizard Planet Graxxon VI!

Watch as a fired Twitter employee applies for her first *actual* job: