From clerks who refuse to say "Merry Christmas" to secular holiday songs, the War on Christmas rages on all around us. As a Christian, it's your solemn duty to fight back. Luckily, you've got The Babylon Bee on your side. Here's a handy infographic with 9 great ways to land a blow for the true spirit of Christmas.
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