ATLANTA, GA — Incumbent Georgia Governor Stacey Abrams has lost her bid for reelection tonight, multiple official election sources are reporting. Challenger Brian Kemp managed to overcome an early vote lead to unseat Governor Abrams in a historic flip of the seat, which Abrams has held since 1992. Sources say Abrams just couldn't hold on against a flood of votes on Election Day, which leaned heavily toward the previously unknown Republican challenger. At publishing time, Abrams had given a victorious acceptance speech and had also thanked her supporters for electing her President of Earth.

In this instructional video, Chinese soldiers are trained how to shout the wrong pronouns at American forces: